Dear Ms. Zahra Haider,
Today’s content hungry generation doesn’t take long to
make anything viral. You knew it well. Congratulations hun. You made it, you
made me read your article yesterday and made me waste 10 minutes of my life. So
I thought why not waste ten more minutes to write you a reply and at least make
up for it?
As I started reading your article, it didn’t take me twenty
seconds to realize; ‘Oh Lord, another attention seeker, just like Taher Shah and the likes, who are very well aware of how to work people of
Pakistan, and how to get famous and boost up their followers within a day.
But let me give you some good news, you made it to the top
of the list of attention seekers - those whose only tactic is the very clichéd, no matter what – ‘Sex Sells’, oh I can’t begin to explain how dull that
seems, but definitely worked in your interest, eh? You win girl.
I became certain about it when I visited your twitter
account and found you answering every other person who have asked you about the
article. Beloved, my only point is, whether you have sex or have a great oral,
nobody cares. Why did you drag the name of Pakistan in it? VOILA! SO THAT
PEOPLE WILL CARE! You should have titled your article as “The Pleasures I get
from Sex” instead of disgracing the name of the country at the altar of your
own sex-addiction.
So let’s start it in a more logical way; you have labelled the
country as the highest porn watching population, by which you tried to support
your horniness. But my dear, your article would have made some sense, if you really
have done some research while writing your opening paragraph. You have provided
the link of TRIBUNE to support your argument? Now, that’s a real joke. For your
kind information, here are the actual statistics provided by google:
Another article: http://propakistani.pk/2015/01/19/pakistan-gets-wrongly-labelled-top-porn-searching-nation-proofs/
If you would have done even a basic research, before writing a
blog full of accusations, you would have known that even Tribune refuted their
own article saying the previous article mentioned incorrect statistics. Link
here:
If you love having sex and showing your cleavage; do whatever
you want to do man, whether in a car or hotel or even on road. But there’s
something known as ‘Culture’, that you need to respect. I don’t get it why
people are not able to understand the meaning of ‘CULTURE’. Wouldn’t it be awry if
every country will have the same culture? If it is so, then why even the
word ‘Culture’ exists? Whether you accept the culture or not, that’s is solely
your problem, not country’s. If you don’t accept it and will do as you
wish, then how do you expect the country to change its culture?
It is funny how you wrote the first two paragraphs calling
Pakistanis horny and then you wrote the whole article about your sex life, the
dozens of time that you have had sex. This, my darling, makes you look like horny, not the nation!
Moreover, in your article you mentioned. “I have never been
religious or, I’d like to think, judgmental.” This statement right here is so
poisonous that it shows how narrow minded you are, clearly unknowing of what
even the definition of religion is. Religion is, indeed, not how you think
about others. The broad scope of aspects and perspectives that a certain religion
covers, is so way beyond things - that a standard definition for religion is difficult to come up
with. But I believe Wikipedia may help you a little there.
You said, you didn’t know how to masturbate when you were here? So
when you moved to Canada, did everyone come and taught you how to masturbate? You
should have Googled it, girl, so it might have helped the country to actually come
on top of porn searchers list and had supported your first two lines.
You said, “All I wanted to be --- and what now I am – is an
effortlessly confident woman in her 20s who ….” Oh okay, so does that mean being
engaged in a sexual activity is what makes a woman effortlessly confident? Shit,
I didn’t know that! Thank you for showing the light of wisdom to me. Now this
means, all the women out there, working, doing something actually productive,
being creative and thinking out of the box, should stop right now and start
having sex, so that they can become AN EFFORTLESS CONFIDENT WOMAN. I could have
given you some examples here, of women, who the world thinks are EFFORTLESSLY
CONFIDENT; but I really believe that would just be sheer disgrace to them, if I
compare them with you. So better leave it.
Next you say, “…and no longer gives a fuck about what people from back
home say or think about her.” If, in this sentence, by home you meant your
family; then that’s okay, I don’t care. But if you are addressing the nation
again, let me inform you, people don’t give a fuck about it too. No seriously. And
if you think that they do, because I am, and many others are, writing to you;
it is only because we are a bunch of sensible people, living here, and we do care
about the name of our country. We would have never bothered to write to you, if
you have simply defined your sex addiction instead of calling the whole nation
horny, to justify your own actions.
